^Oh well whoop! Maybe it should go there but eh i'll just type this up now for you nosey people.

Couple weeks ago i got called by an unknown number (a girl) for a "High School Grad gathering" where i would be able to meet up with some old old friends that i haven't talked to in about 3 years. The girl then revealed it was actually her birthday party and many people would be coming. I have no idea who this person is so i immediately thought "wow i got invited to a party.. wait this is probably one of those tactics where the birthday girl calls people to come saying they're invited which then leads the person to BUY a stupid gift for the girl.." The girl also asked if my friend told me about it. My friend completely didn't and left me out of this party so..

I told her "uh i'm not sure if i can make it I'll call you later." We hang up and then she calls back saying "Oh and you can just call this number to uh.. say if you're not coming or not k? It would be fabulous if you could come though." Yah sure..

So i call my friends asking if they got the invite and they were like "Whoa wait what? What party?? I had no idea there was one.. Who's the girl? Is she hot?"

Good question. So i look the girls name up in the yearbook and i see i recognize her as one of those normal everyday kinda girls. She's not hot, not really cute, just kinda.. not outstanding enough for me to go meet her at a random party. So i tell everyone i'm not going and i call the girl and say in her voicemail that sorry not coming, (Insert random lie/excuse for not coming), happy birthday.

A week later my friend told me that somebody had called him asking for my number and it was the wierdest thing he ever did. Couple days later, mysterious number calls and asks for my name and eventually reply "yah this is him. Who is this?" The girl replies "You don't remember me? But we talked just yesterday! Ya know, you and your tall, dark self.."

Ha ha ha... That's not weird at all.. (O_O)

I know she's lying cuz i had a gameday with nobody but the dudes at a friends place playing Call of Duty 4 all day. Haven't spoken to a girl in about a week.

I reply "sorry i really don't know you." Then she starts spitting out info from my freshman year, how i was in band and i played first clarinet and she was the bass clarinet. She even got the band instructor right. She then said her name was marissa but i remembered that there was no marissa in my class and i actually knew the bass clarinet player. This random girl was not her.

So i say "I'm really sorry but i'm hanging up now." She speeds up saying "no no no lets keep talking! So how's the family!?" Me: "....great..yah. I'm hanging up. Later." I could hear her talking as i was hanging up. STRANGE.

The next day, i started piecing together the puzzle. Then i realized that yesterdays random caller was actually the birthday girl! Who invited me to her little party! My guess is that she used the fake name marissa, which was pretty close to her real name, and the infor from the bass clarinet girl. She musta been watching me for years cuz i was only at high school for about 2 1/2 years and the rest at my community college. CREEPY.

And now i'm getting weird and random texts from her.. And i don't have the option of blocking her texts or calls. She has my number now though thanks to my smart friend.. DANG


So yah there ya go for those who were interested.