what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by Hikkifan75 on 2008/7/28 22:30:12
what would ou do if a giant lobster ruled the world?
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by catseye528 on 2008/7/29 0:24:20
Break out the giant shell crackers and a tub of butter sauce and after boiling him consume his flesh to gain his power for myself.
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by <3_UtadaHikaru_Aijin_<3 on 2008/7/29 2:10:07
this is pretty random topic.. 
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by Amaterasu on 2008/7/29 8:32:39
Question: how big and intelligent would this lobster be?
Would it have a Lobster army to keep us homo sapien-sapiens in check? And would they be of a similar size, too?
Would it have a Lobster army to keep us homo sapien-sapiens in check? And would they be of a similar size, too?
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by Roscoe on 2008/7/29 9:59:02
Would it be a rock lobster?
ROCK LOBSTAH?!
ROCK LOBSTER! DOWN...DOWN DOWN!
ROCK LOBSTAH?!
ROCK LOBSTER! DOWN...DOWN DOWN!
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by laijunjie14 on 2008/7/29 11:20:27
wtf?
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by ioruk on 2008/7/29 12:25:35
Lol gather my friends and some homemade weapons and try to overthrow him. 
wait...is the giant lobster a threat to humans??
wait...is the giant lobster a threat to humans??
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by Hikkifan75 on 2008/7/29 20:22:18
The lobster is King Kong size with adult human sized lobster minions that try to enslave all humans lol
it's funny how an animal that can be boiled in hot water wants to enslave us. XP
it's funny how an animal that can be boiled in hot water wants to enslave us. XP
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by Courgeto on 2008/7/30 9:06:31
theres a lobster king that wants to enslave us?!? 
is he planning to make his move sumtime soon?
quick everyone!! we must prepare ourselves for a feas.. i mean a fight to the death!!!
*runs off to find giant shell crackers, gallons of butter sauce, and some reeeeeaaaalllly hungry ppl*
is he planning to make his move sumtime soon? quick everyone!! we must prepare ourselves for a feas.. i mean a fight to the death!!!
*runs off to find giant shell crackers, gallons of butter sauce, and some reeeeeaaaalllly hungry ppl*
Re: what if Lobsters ruled the world?
Posted by Amaterasu on 2008/7/30 9:15:05
I guess it comes down to how happy I am. A giant lobster ruling the world -may- not be a bad thing. Let's not be speciest now.
If he had us horribly enslaved, that'd be another matter. But lobsters as large as us would be difficult to take down. They have more legs and an exoskelton and giant claws to boot. Without adequate weapons, it would be difficult to stage a rebellion. Pound for pound, they're stronger and tougher than we are.
But if the latter case would be true, I may be an insurgent and freedom fighter.
For the record, we're vulnerable to boiling water, too.
If he had us horribly enslaved, that'd be another matter. But lobsters as large as us would be difficult to take down. They have more legs and an exoskelton and giant claws to boot. Without adequate weapons, it would be difficult to stage a rebellion. Pound for pound, they're stronger and tougher than we are.
But if the latter case would be true, I may be an insurgent and freedom fighter.
For the record, we're vulnerable to boiling water, too.
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