Wow, how many jokes do you have?

tons of em

you're free to post yours too

Hehe, I don't think I can do some funny jokes.

I'm still laughing from your old lady/attorney joke.

here's another one

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Singapore .

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Singaporeans I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Singaporean comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Singapore comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

(btw, lorr is a slang of singlish, created by singaporeans)

check wiki

I didn't think that was funny!

Ok here's one. Kinda old though.

A asain guy goes to a bank to exchange foreign money.

The guy behind the counter gives him a dollar.

Asian guy: Why 1 dollar? Yesterday I get 2!

The guy behind the counter shrugged

and said: "Fluctuations"

The asian got mad and

shouted: "Fluck you white people too!"

Wow, how racist.

Yeah, lol. Here's another very old one.

Two newly weds are in a bedroom.

The man gives his pants to his new wife and tells her to put them on.

Wife: These pants are too big.

Husband: That's right. That means I'm the man of the house. From here on I'm in charge.

The wife gives her jeans to her jusband and tells him to put them on.

Husband: I can't get into your pants!

Wife: Exactly, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude.

Lol, he got owned by his wife there.

:D

soysoy's jokes are rather racist though


























i like

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say, "Hallelujah!" The only way to make the donkey stop, is to say, "Amen!" The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately. "This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase. The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop. "Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh, no..." "Bible...Church!... Please! Stop!!" shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer... "Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, AMEN." The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff. Hallelujah!" the man shouted.......