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the avatar pic is luxord.....i love luxy ^~^
Posted on: 2007/8/7 7:32
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i just love grey's anatomy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFP-MktgOKU
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Posted on: 2007/8/7 9:43
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Bobby Lee!
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Posted on: 2007/8/7 13:47
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lolz funny vids guys
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Posted on: 2007/8/7 14:48
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omg..
tis is so funny..
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Posted on: 2007/8/7 21:57
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Posted on: 2007/8/7 23:31
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how bout some mama jokes?

yo mom so fat she fell to the ground, i dint mean to laugh but the ground was cracking up

yo mom so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked
Posted on: 2007/8/8 5:08
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yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy.......... she got stuck

my friend told me this

i have no idea why i laughed
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Posted on: 2007/8/8 8:08
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This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off...

While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.

In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each. And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each". So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with him.

When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are white?"
The father replied, "You are damn lucky already, my son, 5 sens more and you are PURPLE COLOR now!!!!!!"
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Posted on: 2007/8/8 8:09
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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.

The burnette says, ?I know what I?m going to have.? The other to asked how she knew. She replied, ?well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a boy?.

The red head said, ?If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, ?PUPPIES, PUPPIES!?
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Posted on: 2007/8/8 8:12
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