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Re: crap thread
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S0ySauce wrote:
Yes, I have split personalities.

And dude, if I was the one driving and did the non-violent way solution, I would've just sat there and waited til that old hag moved.


Lol, old hag...

I remember one time, my bro was trying to get out of the parking lot, but this old hag didn't move her car, so he "pretended" to try to hit her car, and she got very scared, and her ass went! Lmao...
Posted on: 2007/9/28 19:55
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Re: crap thread
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How come i never get to experience these experiences?! geeez..lol
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Posted on: 2007/9/28 20:00
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Re: crap thread
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.:Hikki:. wrote:
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S0ySauce wrote:
Yes, I have split personalities.

And dude, if I was the one driving and did the non-violent way solution, I would've just sat there and waited til that old hag moved.


Lol, old hag...

I remember one time, my bro was trying to get out of the parking lot, but this old hag didn't move her car, so he "pretended" to try to hit her car, and she got very scared, and her ass went! Lmao...


Since we are on the topic of old people... my grandpa and I were walking to the parking lot to get in his car, and this old lady who didn't see us started to back up really fast while we were behind it. My grandpa went Super Saiyan on the car and smacked his hand so hard on the trunk to make her stop before she hit us. And he moved lightning fast, too.. really rad. And my grandpa was 82, at the time btw.
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Posted on: 2007/9/28 20:21
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Re: crap thread
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kingofsorrow wrote:
i got chased by a peacock today. no prob, i got something for that avian fool tomorrow..............................................i wonder what bar-b-cue peacock taste like?


Where did it come from in the first place??


I was in the car with my mom today, and we were driving in a one-way parking lot when we saw this other car coming toward us. My mom shouted out and did hand gestures to tell the dirver that it was a one way. But instead of backing off, the lady moved her car foward a little to tell us to back off. We were so pissed but my mom was on a tight schedule so we just backed off and let her dirve by.(I resisted the urge to flick the lady off.)
Seriously, people these days......if my mom had permitted me to, I would've just gotten out of the car and give that b*tch a piece of my mind.


oh that story brings back memories. as for the peacocks they live in the area where i live. they're part of the "community" so to speak. usually they're just walking around looking pretty, but sometimes they get stupid and want to block the road, chase people, or the cars. my daughter punched one of them once when it tried to peck at her. she just hit it BAM in the face. it was so funny. called the poor bird biatch and cold-cocked him.
Posted on: 2007/9/29 1:15
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  •  <3_UtadaHikaru_Aijin_<3
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Re: crap thread
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.:Hikki:. wrote:
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S0ySauce wrote:
Yes, I have split personalities.

And dude, if I was the one driving and did the non-violent way solution, I would've just sat there and waited til that old hag moved.


Lol, old hag...

I remember one time, my bro was trying to get out of the parking lot, but this old hag didn't move her car, so he "pretended" to try to hit her car, and she got very scared, and her ass went! Lmao...
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Posted on: 2007/9/29 8:48
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  •  S0ySauce
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Re: crap thread
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kingofsorrow wrote:
as for the peacocks they live in the area where i live. they're part of the "community" so to speak.


Like alligators in Florida?

Punching an alligator in the face...
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Posted on: 2007/10/3 21:23
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Re: crap thread
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Like alligators in Florida? Punching an alligator in the face...


nnnnnnnoooooo. alligators are real bastards. they will chase you and when they get going they can really run. one of my customers was walking up her driveway one evening after she got home from work. and there was this crocodile in her walkway, in front of her porch. he had fallen off a truck that was taking him to a farm or something. he just wandered into her yard and sat there all day, while the people that "dropped" him off were looking all over for him. he was on the news and everything. \
i'm telling you some funny shit happens here in florida. especially were animals are concerned.
Posted on: 2007/10/4 0:58
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  •  Kiynteyh
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Re: crap thread
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how did they get in their house if it was in front of their porch? did they just go around it or something like it wasnt even there and then go inside and start making phone calls
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Posted on: 2007/10/4 18:19
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Re: crap thread
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no, she just started screaming and running down the street. she must have gone to someone's house and called 911. poor crocydile, he was just chillin and here's this lady callin the cops on him. he was huge too.
Posted on: 2007/10/4 22:41
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Re: crap thread
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saw the most cutest baby girl today. she was so tiny and beautiful. and had the most gorgeous brown eyes. made my heart ache, i want more kids.
Posted on: 2007/10/5 0:03
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