ok that's all

good night folks!

i just love to see smiles from people

Umm....I didn't think those pics were funny at all.

i was wondering if you get the meaning of the pics

it's like, two different advertisements are placed together at the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Once, there was a couple ready to be married. The man has no problem with the woman but she thinks his d!ck at 15cm is a tad too long. So the man decided to have an operation.

When the man arrived at the doctor,the doctor said: I have no cure for it but theres a frog on the market,when each times it says no,your d!ck will get shorter by 3cm. So he happily went and brought it.

At home, he asked the frog : will you marry me ? the frog says no. he asked again ? will you marry me ? says no from the frog. Will you please marry me?NO,says the frog. The man d!ck now stands at 6cm.

The man wanted to show the magical frog to his fiancee. So he asked the frog to move along. The frog said : NO means NO damnit !

A world renowned hypnotist was invited by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Long to give a performance at the esplanade.

At the night of his performance, many guests arrives and the whole theatre was packed with audiences with Lee Hsien Long as the guest of honour.

When everyone was seated, the hypnotist appeared on the stage and invited Lee Hsien Long on stage to be his assistant.

The hypnotist took out his pendulum and said to the audiences, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please look at my pendulum."

The hypnotist began swinging the pendulum and said, "Please swing your hands in the air and quack like a duck."

sure enough, the whole audiences was hynotised and began swinging their hands in the air and quacking like a duck.

"Now everyone please stand up and walk like a chicken." said the hypnotist.

Sure enough, everyone did as told.

Lee Hsien Long was very impressed, he asked, "Amazing, what else can you do?"

The hypnotist replied, "Now I should tell the audiences to sit down first."

But suddenly, the pendulum slipped out of the hypnotist's hand and dropped onto the floor.

"S.h.i.t!" said the hypnotist.

It took 2 weeks to clean up the esplanade.

FYI, that's the prime minister of singapore and the esplanade is an arts theatre here.

A fat guy passed by a gym downtown one day and saw a advertisement by the gym.

"Sign up and we will make sure you lose 5, 10 or even 20 kg on the first day!"

So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

After a few mintues of waiting, a door opens on the far side of the gym and out steps a beautiful girl with a sign saying

"If you catch me, I'm yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.

Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the manager who brought him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure
enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

He packed up and left and was astonished that he actually lost 5 kg. The advert was real! Soon, he thought..

"Ohhh, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."

So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kgs."

"No problem," says the manager.

Again he is led to the large gym. The thought of him getting the girl is overwhelming. A few mintues passed...
Those mintues seemed like hours..
This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.


"If I catch you, you're mine."