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Yup!!!!
Posted on: 2008/2/19 7:59
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  •  kayoko
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jreuij wrote:
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laijunjie14 wrote:

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop
urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time
to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"


ewww... gross...


ewww...gross? no this one was funny..
Posted on: 2008/2/19 8:06
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Guys are just plan nasty....
Posted on: 2008/2/19 8:10
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jreuij wrote:
imagine people doing it that would be really gross...


imagine yourself doing that

EEWWWWWWWW
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Posted on: 2008/2/19 10:37
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Awww man that's just plan nasty...you see what I mean?!?!?
Posted on: 2008/2/19 13:52
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konnichiwa-san wrote:
all of the stuff jreuij said are mean...but thats why she posted it..

mean people = post mean things...

cant you tell? LOL ^_^V


what the...???

you are the mean one...

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laijunjie14 wrote:

imagine yourself doing that

EEWWWWWWWW


and why would i do that...
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Posted on: 2008/2/19 18:55
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me? no thats you sister...trying to blame me..
and to answer you question to jj...because youre mean!!!

*runs away
Posted on: 2008/2/19 19:52
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coward
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Posted on: 2008/2/19 20:21
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Only In America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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Posted on: 2008/2/19 20:26
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jreuij wrote:
coward


*comes back...

hey! see im not afraid anymore..jreuij...im not scared of you anymore..watcha got?
Posted on: 2008/2/19 20:29
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