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  •  laijunjie14
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Re: jokes!
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For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the child to feel the movements of the unborn baby.

The five-year-old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.

Moreover, he stopped telling the teacher about the awaiting event.

Finally the teacher sat the child on her lap and said, ?Lucas, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?

?Lucas burst into tears and confessed, ?I think Mommy ate it!?
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Posted on: 2008/2/26 2:38
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  •  kayoko
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Re: jokes!
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jreuij wrote:
Questions...questions...

1. Is there another word for synonym?

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


haha love this one too
Posted on: 2008/2/26 6:15
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  •  jreuij
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Re: jokes!
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i know...
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the hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else... \(^o^)/
Posted on: 2008/2/26 18:00
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  •  vietncamboboi
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Re: jokes!
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the jokes r kinda hard to answer
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Posted on: 2008/2/26 22:41
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  •  jreuij
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Re: jokes!
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people.
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Posted on: 2008/2/27 18:50
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  •  vietncamboboi
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r u like talking 2 urself
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Posted on: 2008/2/27 21:34
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