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Fiona and Mark are a married couple shopping in a Tesco's. Mark spots a special offer on Stella Artois beer: 24 cans for ?10!
As he reaches for the beer, Fiona stops him, "What do you think you're doing?" "They're on offer, it's just 10 quid for 24 cans." "Put them back, we can't afford it," says Fiona, and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later, Fiona adds a ?20 jar of face cream to the shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" questions Mark. "It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful," she claims. Her husband replies... "SO DO 24 CANS OF STELLA AND THEY'RE HALF THE (censored)ING PRICE!" |
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Posted on: 2008/2/25 11:23
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many years ago i witnessed this incident in a train....
a mum was with a child who wouldn't stop screaming and crying boy: mummy mummy i wanna pee.... mum: boy boy wait, 2 more stations we go down already.... boy: cannot wait already pee comin out, peee coming out.... mum: try to endure la, 2 more stations we can go down already, very fast... boy: cannot cannot..... i wanna pee here.... mum: down here train la, cannot anyhow shee shee..... boy: can....i wanna pee inside your mouth...... mum: DUN TALK RUBBISH.... WHO THAUGHT U TO TALK LIKE TAT... SO RUDE boy: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... WHY DADDY CAN I CANNOT??? mum: ............. The rest of the passengers burst out laughing (btw, this is real)  |
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Posted on: 2008/2/25 11:21
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haha...i concur...two thumbs...up  |
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Posted on: 2008/2/25 5:32
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Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery. |
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the hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else... \(^o^)/ |
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Posted on: 2008/2/24 22:38
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago." |
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Posted on: 2008/2/24 22:37
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ughm no foul lang plz
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Posted on: 2008/2/23 19:15
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hell no...
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Posted on: 2008/2/23 19:12
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At a bar, one patron to another: ?Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.?
Why? ?You?re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you? |
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Posted on: 2008/2/23 11:14
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i like those jokes jreuji nice  |
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that one made me laugh...
*embarrass to admit  |
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Posted on: 2008/2/23 1:40
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