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Insane Hikki Fan
 
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LOL what grade are we in again? love this one... |
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Posted on: 2008/2/22 20:32
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Health Note
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your butt, and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye. |
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the hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else... \(^o^)/ |
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Posted on: 2008/2/22 19:48
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Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Q. How do you tease fruit? A. Banananananananana! Q. When do you stop at green and go at red? A. When you're eating a watermelon! |
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the hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else... \(^o^)/ |
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Posted on: 2008/2/22 19:44
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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up." |
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the hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else... \(^o^)/ |
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Posted on: 2008/2/22 19:42
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Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.
The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!" The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!" |
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Posted on: 2008/2/22 19:39
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Posted on: 2008/2/21 18:35
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Carols For the Psycho Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better start again) PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away) BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. |
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the hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else... \(^o^)/ |
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Posted on: 2008/2/21 18:21
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EVER WONDER...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? |
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Posted on: 2008/2/21 18:19
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this one is bad freakin a$$!!! |
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Posted on: 2008/2/21 6:02
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Show Off!
 
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JJ sure knows alot of funny jokes lmao!
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Posted on: 2008/2/21 0:17
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