There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

ok then... good night!!
you too...

ooooh! chocolate!!!


oh and sayo jreuij...im sleepy...gonna play my ds before i go to sleep...love you jreuij..this is like another 50 posts and that much closer to soy and now im going off...see ya tomorrow morning...*waves goodbye
...oh and onegaishimasu to you again allanah...
(psst: she reminds me of you alot jreuij...)

im off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz!
sing!sing!sing!

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ?Lord, they?re finally together.?

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ?Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?? The friend replied, ?I think he means her legs.?

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chocolate?!

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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*comes back...

hey! see im not afraid anymore..jreuij...im not scared of you anymore..watcha got?

Only In America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.

coward

me? no thats you sister...trying to blame me..
and to answer you question to jj...because youre mean!!!

*runs away