I read this on a random email...

Why call it a building when it is already built?

lolz

that actually make sense lmao

I have a few favorites, not all of them are funny or whatever.

1.) What's right is not always popular - what's popular is not always right.
2.) If Abercrombie said breathing isn't cool, half of the teenage population would be dead by now. (HAHA, screw A&F xD)
3.) Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. (LOL)
4.) If practice makes perfect, but there is no such thing as perfect, what's the point in trying?
5.) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
6.) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
7.) Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
8.) He who laughs last didn't get it.
9.) If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10.) Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

My fav :]
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"Being racist is thinkin you're inferior or superior due to your exterior, it's only makin' us wearier!"

my fave :

Fools who wear their hearts on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked so easily - weak people, in other words ...

You wanna wear that? You're weird!

Its Laura Palmer, wrapped in plastic.

Freunlaven!

We should not shed tears its a surrender of the body to the heart it only shows how weak we humans really are
- Bleach Forgot the book lol

Oh and this next quote comes from this guy I knew back in college. You need some back-story on us though. I went to the University of DeVry in Irving, Texas. Irving is right in between Dallas and Fort Worth. DeVry also has an extremely high dropout rate too. His name is Ronnie and he is autistic; Incredibly smart though. He worked in the student tutoring center as an engineering and math tutor, that's all you need to know about him.
He was picked to be one of the student representatives for a new student orientation. The lady that was in charge of it finished her speech and asked him,"Ronnie, is there anything you want to add?" This was his reply... and my favorite quote.

"It doesn't matter, you're all going to Fail anyways."

Priceless!

Quote:

"mastering others gives you strength, mastering yourself makes you fearless" - lao tzu

"you know how people say you can't live w/o love? well,oxygen's more importan."