"If you can't stand the heat, don't tickle the dragon"

"If meat is murder, is quorn just waisting police time?"- Armando Iannucci

"Suck my dust, Engine-eyes!" - Nick Frost (an entry into the Clean Swearing competition)

"My heart's a battlegound..." - Hikki (one i've been using alot recently )

"wonk uoy neht noitceffa erom deen I" - and i say this randomly too

quotes from the dark knight:

joker:

Why so serious?... and Let?s put a smile on that face!

what doesn't kill you only make you.....stranger.

there are no going back, you've change things....forever.

batman:

Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

from the Gotham Knight:
after the killer croc bit batman...
gordon: are you in pain?!
batman: i work through pain!

the last line's my favorite nowadays coz im feeling alot of pain lately. both inside and out.and there is no way all the pain will go away instantly, that is why im working through my pain and trying to live a normal life.

What We Do In Life Echoes In Eternity.- The movie Gladiator

Cut some slack man = Ace Combat Unsung War

Quote:

nice!!! lovey ace combat 5

nah..i'll stick to the trail position thanks - chopper (ac5)

ugh...was there anything suspicious about the captain he says..hell! im still suspicious about the screw in his damn head - chopper (ac5)

"Now I know why it's called a hard taco. It's too difficult to eat."

"We are the music-makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems."

- from Arthur O'Shaughnessy's 'Ode'

Kinda long, but i love this Spaced quote:

Brian: That's chaos theory. The belief that the future is in fact a mathematically predictable preordained system.
Daisy: So somewhere out there in the vastness of the unknown there's an... equation for predicting the future?
Brian: An equation so complex as to utterly defy possibility of comprehension by even the most brilliant human mind, but an equation nonetheless.
Tim: [in dawning realization] Oh my god...
Brian: What?
Daisy: What?
Tim: I've got some F - -ing Jaffa Cakes in my coat pocket!

Makes me laugh. It's better hearing it though.

Youtube it if you are so inclined!

anything have a yin must have a yang

"If you love your girl, set her free. If she doesn't comeback, she's with me.."

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Forget where just remembered it when looking at forum if we were ment to have total peace