uh oh late news Chelsea and Liverpool out of Carling Cup. Well nothing surprised me if Liverpool lost another match. Yet Chelsea out, that was good news :D

After Chelsea?s Carling Cup 3rd round 3 - 4 defeat against Newcastle a result that had SwallowTail dusting off his air blown inflatable Ostrich, heading out dancing the night away in downtown Jakarta whilst next door neighbours alerted the emergency services ???Utadanet Photo Shocker Exclusive ......



At one stage Chelsea reduced to ten men for some thirty minutes after Kalou and Benayoun hobbled off, leaving what appeared to be a collection of headless chickens clucking away, Ancelotti waving a virtual Red card at Taylor after the Geordie defender had only been yellowed for an professional foul on Kakuta, Ancelotti for reasons only be known to himself switched nine of the side that delivered a 4-0 thrashing against Blackpool last Sunday!!!!????.....


Leaving Chelsea away today at Man City, kick off 12:45 with a major injury headache, headlines this morning have Mancini sniggering away saying he expects Chelsea to literally walk away with the premiership title, "Chelsea are the best team in the Premier League at the moment," Mancini choked. "They are probably going to win the Premier League title easily. they are a strong team, who have been playing together for many years." ??..With Chelsea pensioners Drogba, Anelka and Lampard (injured), all in their 30s, Ancelotti does not sound in anyway convincing when he reports this morning to being elated "I'm happy in that I don't have difficulties. last season was fantastic and we have maintained the same squad, so it's easier to work with these players. If you always change nine or 10 players, it's more difficult."?..that exactly what he did against Newcastle ?.is the man a neurotic nutter or what ?

Kayoko will be knocking back the Saba Colada?s.. ..2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum, 2 parts Thai coconut milk,3 parts Pineapple Juice, 3 parts Simple Syrup , and a splash of Blue Curacao, as Arsenal announce record pre-tax profits of ?56m. ??

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11403202

I have no idea what happen to the big 4, Chelsea 0:1 Man city, Arsenal 2:3 WBA, Liverpool 2:2 Sunderland, and last Man U 2:2 Bolton ugh . There is only one hope now.....hope Alonso won F1 Night Race @ Singapore

Ok let be honest about this, it was inevitable that Chelsea would trip and fall after a positive unbeaten record finally came to an end, it was an easy start to a season of if?s and maybe?s, WBA, Wigan, West Ham, Blackpool, Stoke, all gift?s of fixtures, twenty one goals ,dropping only one in the process.....

Finally on Saturday came the sound of a squeaky wheel, Carlos Tevez gave Chelsea the bloody nose, the bums rush, the counterattack with the bells and the whistles....... Mancini, ?He?s a fantastic player, not just because he scored the goal but because he fights for the ball every time, even against bigger players.?...reference to John Terry......

When Ancelotti dragged off a subdued Drogba for Sturridge, one knew he had run out of time and Ideas.......
Ancelotti ,?We wanted more speed up front and I wanted to play Sturridge with Anelka, Sturridge was fresh.? .... a sure admission that Drogba had blown his lot. ...
Man City smothered and chocked exposing Chelsea impotent lack of the necessary instinct to mount any coherent challenge....

Tevez ran unfettered from the half way line, Cole looking like he had mistakenly donned Lady Gaga?s hideous footwear instead of a pair of traditional footy boots, standing with his thumb up his arse and his brain firmly in natural, whilst Cech looked like he was attempting some sort of weird pole dancing routine, letting Captain Tevez to slot the ball at the opposite post....

You know Arsenal lost because of Almunia?s recklessness, and Man U drew because the overwhelming desire to push forward and score left gaping holes in their defence that Bolton easily capitalised on..... but the fundaments where all present and correct , Chelsea face Marseille on Wednesday (Champions League) and Arsenal on Sunday 3 October, with Kayoko already placing one leg in SwallowTail pneumatic Ostrich ready to rub my nose in it.....Scary stuff.......

Crap another bad result

Kayoko don't be to upset, it was close I thought Arshavin was sure to score but Cech was on the mark for a change....
I saw most of the match...get back later ...

Well, we have been horrible at defending Drogba and defending set pieces late. Chelsea did both..ugh

ALL OF OUR GOALKEEPERS ARE GARBAGE.

?56 million profit? Arsene Wenger better spend some of that on a goalkeeper in January or I'm throwing a s*** fit.

Kayoko?.. Its early Days ??This match could have so easily gone Arsenal?s way , Chamakh's nodded a whisker wide from Sagna's cross and Koscielny inexplicably headed a sitter over the top, he was rooted almost in the goal, Arsenal looked the more dangerous side taking full advantage, after winning possession, it just wasn?t their day?.. It was agonizing watching Wenger's twisted with frustration and disappointment; Football can be a cruel sport?..


It wasn?t match Man U want to remember either but they did manage to come way with a point?. Michael Owen has his best days firmly behind him, sorry Val, Berbatov made his presents felt from the moment he stepped on the pitch which begs the question why was Owen there in the first place??but we all make good armchair critic?s with the benefit of hindsight ?..

Well, Laurent Koscielny I thought played outstanding to challenge Drogba 1 v 1 the way he did and win a few times. Arsenal seemed to dominate possession the second half..we just couldn't break Chelsea down. Chamakh seemed to a goal, even two in him..just headed the ball wide on a corner then failed to pull the trigger with Cech off his line on the other. We lacked concentration having missed our more experiened players like Fabregas and Vermaelen.

But kudos to Chelsea. I thought Ramires played the match right for the Blues. He showed great pace outrunning the likes of Arshavin on loose balls and tackled well. And honestly, name a goalkeeper who could have saved Drogba inside flick? No goalkeeper would've thought he would shoot that. He did and it made him feel like a rockstar afterwards. And name a goalkeeper who could have saved Alex's power shot? He bent it away from Fabianski so well..I thought he'd sail it over, but somehow he kept it down. Two world class goals beat Arsenal..I can't argue. And that's the difference. Chelsea takes full advantage of their chances..Arsenal just couldn't finish. Build up was spectacular, just not the killer instinct.

This Premiership season will not be won by one fixture .........
I know this sounds bonkers but the World Cup could have been won or lost on and wait for this ?interactions and differentiability, of Cross-dominance of ambidexterity?.......not my words but Prof Frick ...?I know more meaningless long words than anybody else? the man with a crayon protruding from his backside..... yes simply put 2 footedness.....

CEP Discussion Paper No 948
September 2009.....The Returns to Scarce Talent:
Footedness and Player Remuneration in European Soccer
Alex Bryson, Bernd Frick and Rob Simmons

From bottom of page 8 ...Mod 5 ..Results to Mod 6 .......ignore everything else .....
?We build up our salary models beginning with a naive specification? .....

http://cep.lse.ac.uk/pubs/download/dp0948.pdf

Man City will bring the Premiership to its knees, with revenues at ?120m and just get this .......player wages alone reaching a crazy ?135m that is a differential close to ?15m, an outrage to reason....

Yes ok guys Chelsea is guilty of a similar act over the financial period 2005/6 that should never been allowed, and clarifies why the fair play rules from UEFA must be introduced to stop this madness, the trouble is the essence of capitalism is commiserate to speculation, the fundamental difference between the principal of open markets and socialism.....

Man C has a net spending on transfers totalling over ?400m ....and Man C have just enter the top 5......look at Newcastle ......brought 9 player for just ?9m including wages ......real Kmart ?stack em high? philosophy, and let not forget Arsenal, Kayoko the Chelsea lose , is handbags compared to what will be in place for 2012/2013 and Arsene Wenger knows the UEFA financial fair play rules will come into effect and will mean all clubs can only spend what their revenue allows.....

Val Man U could well be an exception to the rule, the Glazers have been extremely clever ......what Man U has is actually neither a debt or a loan .....oh yes, it a complex situation ....