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Hikki Fanatic
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because invisible evil monkeys attracted to the scent of boredom come out and turn back all your clocks...
why do you drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway? |
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Posted on: 2009/1/31 7:25
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Insane Hikki Fan
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driveways and parkways send out magnetic waves out to make the cars do the opposite...
how making popcorn really works?? |
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Posted on: 2009/1/31 18:19
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Hikki Obsessed
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Little popcorn faires lay dormant inside until the microwave wakes them up. When they wake, they all go around inside the bag and concentrate their energy into the oil, heating it causing the kernels to pop. Then one by one they run around the bag trying to dodge the popping popcorn mayhem. You never see them when you open the bag because they melt into butter.
Those poor fairies... How does ear wax really appear??? |
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Posted on: 2009/1/31 18:28
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Insane Hikki Fan
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from the sweat and pain one gets from a good day's work...nothing more..nothing less
why lemon and lime are two separate things when they virtually are the same... |
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Posted on: 2009/2/4 16:43
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Hikki Obsessed
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Because one is yellow and made from pee while the other is green and made from peas
Is John Lennon still alive? |
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Posted on: 2009/2/4 19:01
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Unfortunately "no" because there are no Lennon impersonators in Las Vegas.
Why do batteries die while other things just break? |
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Posted on: 2009/2/5 11:47
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Insane Hikki Fan
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well batteries have a "lifespan" and when its time..they die...some are fortunate enough to be secretly resurrected when put in this weird box where tons can be stored and resurrected at once...but its life...you live and die...other things dont have a life...thus dying because theyre boring...
why things that happen in vegas, stay in vegas? (please answer honorably and responsibly...lol) |
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Posted on: 2009/2/5 18:20
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That's simple, all the money you happen to waste on gambling stays in Vegas, which is then proceeded to the Taiyou Fund located in the same location. Hey, at least your doing something good in the process. No refunds, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Why does nearly everyone think i'm a male? |
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Posted on: 2009/2/5 18:41
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Insane Hikki Fan
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i didnt...but if you put it that way...not saying anything bad about or anything but, youre strong opinionated statements...filled with attitude...not really how a girl would normally talk...am i being too analytical here???
why salt retains water in your body??? |
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Posted on: 2009/2/5 18:45
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because salt is actually composed of tiny sponges.
what causes morning breath? |
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Posted on: 2009/2/9 7:29
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