because earth gets chased by space dogs every Februaries.
why doesn't hikki ever reply to my fan mails?

Because it's afraid of the dark.

Why is February the shortest month?

if you did your homework.

why the sun doesn't shine in evening?

Because she had Thai Siren for dinner one day.

How does a TV work?

Because they are so random that their surnames have to go with them too.

Why dOES Hikki sing sooooooooooooooooooooooo well??

Because birds under 16 can not fly,It's against the Law.

Why do Chinese people have random Surnames? (Ying,Chang,etc)

because the ghosts and demons and things in the movies aren't paid as much in america, so they don't act as scary.

why can't some birds fly?

Because we were have a bird gene, some bird like eat worm and if you open your mouth u can see zhere was half part of worm zhat can be swallowed

Why Asian horror movies lot creepier than hollywood movies ?

It's an age-old feud that started when the Cat King decided to fool the Dog Prince, who had asked for his most beautiful adopted daughter, a mouse's, hand in marriage. Instead, the Cat King delivered unto the Dog Prince a whistle, which the Dog Prince took offense to. Because the Mouse Princess had actually loved the Dog Prince, she was insulted when she learned that the Cat King had decided not to allow her to marry the Dog Prince, and thus she and the Dog Prince conspired to overthrow the Cat King. An informant Raven, however, told the Cat King of their plans to slip poison into his catnip and elope with one another, so the Cat King banished them both from his land, promising that if he ever saw either of them again he would have them promptly put to sleep. Thus dogs and mice are not particularly opposed to one another, but whenever a cat becomes involved there is a great fuss and tussle that usually must be broken up by an exasperated human who just wishes they could get along. The end.

Why do people sing?

Look kid the only u can saw from here a Yuktobania territorial AC5 XD

Why cat, dog n mice hate each other ?