Blend Title: One More Drink Vs. Hotel Lobby
Genre: Hip-Hop/Rap/R&B/Pop
Artists: Ludacris & Utada Hikaru Featuring T-Pain
Albums Involved: Theater Of The Mind (Ludacris, 2008), Exodus (Hikki, 2004)
Mixer: Carlo (yours truly)
Comments: I have to say Theater Of The Mind was my favorite Christmas present. Naturally, when I got it, I started looking for mash-up possibilities, and I think I managed to put together something good. I asked myself, "Sure, Hotel Lobby involves seduction, but what if there was more involved?"
Buckle up as Hikki's tale of seduction meets Luda's half-serious, half-comical tale of not seeing straight after having literally one too many. One More Drink doesn't even kick all the way in until the second half (Hikki solos most of the first half), so it's almost like two different songs. Add in T-Pain on a couple of choruses, and I dare say you probably won't be disappointed.
Warning: Some profanity (partly censored), alcohol references and PG-13 sexuality

MegaUpload.com download link (song is an MP4 file, which is QuickTime and iTunes-compatible)

The Lyrics

1st Verse - Hikki
She rises with the sunset
She wonders, "When will this end?"
The world is full of money, full of money, aah
She goes out unprotected
She doesn't listen to her best friend
It's only for the money, for the money, for the money
She doesn't want to be respected
Reality's her best friend
She needs the extra money, extra money, aah
In the city, the town, and the household
So many things go unreported
So many things her eyes have seen, eyes have seen, eyes have seen

1st Chorus - Hikki
Meet me in the hotel lobby
Everybody's looking lonely
Watch me as I walk in slowly
When your eyes meet mine
It's in the mirrors of the hotel lobby

2nd Verse - Ludacris & Hikki
Woke up the next mornin' and all I can remember
Was takin' shots and tippin' the bartender
Surrender to the woman and her bringin' me home
'Cause she started lookin' better every shot of Petrone' - Yep!
I jumped up with a devilish grin
'Cause tonight, damn right I might do it again!
So I called up the homies (What up?)
"Let's ride - we can hit the sports bar over on the Southside!"
This is not what she expected
Her hopes, they stretch and they bend
Wrinkle like paper money, paper money, aah
In the city, the town, and the household
So many things can be distorted
So if you want a true life story, bring the money, bring the money
Get a couple o' Coronas, couple o' limes
Went up to the bar and saw a couple of dimes
So I slowly walked up and said "Hi!
My name's Ludacris and I'm a hell of a guy!"
One said, "I know who you are - I'm your #1 fan!
And right now it's too bad I got a man..."
And I said, "I understand (I understand) but where the hell is he at?
'Cause in a minute, if he don't show up, then maaaaan...!"

2nd Chorus - T-Pain (with Ludacris) & Utada
Meet me in the hotel lobby
Everybody's looking lonely
Watch me as I walk in slowly
When your eyes meet mine
It's in the mirrors of the hotel lobby
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f***ing you
Is that what you wanna do, shorty?
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f***ing you...(Uh-huh) you too!
Meet me in the hotel lobby
Everybody's looking lonely
(Hey, Pain, holler at 'em right quick, man)
Yeah, you gon' get in trouble with your man, girl (Don't get in trouble, girl)
Talkin' 'bout how you my biggest fan, girl (I know it, I know it!)
Catch me 'cause I think I'm falling
I'll be waiting in the mirrors of the hotel lobby
Now, I don't wanna do (Please!) what you gon' make me do (Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!)
Ooooh, if I have one more drink...!

3rd Verse - Ludacris
One more drink, I'mma get ya home, then I'll split ya
Grab the camera phone and take a bunch of drunk pictures
'Cause Hennessy mixed with a whole bunch of Buddha
Equals you mixed with a whole bunch of Luda
And you know how far one drink can go!
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up the flow
Hikin' up your skirt, climbin' up your shirt
It's Mr. Late-Night Luda and I like to flirt!
So guess what, baby girl?

3rd Chorus - T-Pain (with Ludacris)
If I take one more drink
I'm gon' end up f***ing you (Just one more!)
Is that what you wanna do, shorty? (That's all it's gon' take!)
If I take one more drink (Hey)
I'm gon' end up f***ing you...(Who else, T-Pain?) you too!

Outro - Ludacris
(Laughs) Ya hear what I'm sayin'?
People too picky these days, dammit!
"Too tall!", "Too short!", "Too fat!", "Too skinny!"
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminatin'!
This has been a Luda Service Announcement...deuces!

Let me know how you guys like it!