I'm an alchemist

Taiyou wants to learn my transmutation techniques

Won't believe, not believing...oh well.

Besides being a sugar daddy, an assassin, the Messiah, and a highly skilled 'alchemist', Josh recently announced his plans to run for the 2012 presidency against his arch nemesis, Sarah Palin.

Either way, in 2012, the world is going up in flames.

^Thanks to Taiyou of course

josh likes to lick

Aijin is a party crasher

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Damn, I forgot I was your running mate.

Speaking of parties, Josh invited a bunch of male strippers, George W. Bush, and thousands of soccer fans to his announcement party. Unfortunately, he invited die hard Chelsea and Manchester United fans which resulted in a chaotic riot. An epic battle indeed. Millions of dollars in damages, guests trampled and those poor grandmothers banged up against the wall. Wonderful first impression, we are bound to get millions of votes.

Why would you invite them in the first place?

Taiyou's the person who always rings me asking to speak to the owner of the house.

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Taiyou was hoping he/she could go with John McCain in his presidential running so he/she could teach him how to use the internet and maybe do a little dance for him. Taiyou was also hoping he/she could throw a party for McCain with pro NFL football players trying to make dinner but instead they throw the food around, eventually making it into a food-ball game, severely trashing the furniture and littering the entire area with food, ultimately wasting it.

Didn't you know that football players are bad cooks?

Actually, I wasn't aware. I should take the blame for being an idiot. Hey, at least there was no casualties. Besides McCain, he had an heart attack amidst all the commotion. Too overwhelming.

[I'm a female, it's my fault for not stating that earlier or at all. I don't like filling out those "A/S/L" things. But it was pretty amusing for a while. xD]

Anyways, Josh decided to throw another campaign party after the first one was deemed unsuccessful. Even though I protested against this decision, he decided to go ahead with it. Fortunately, he learned his lesson from the previous party and did not invite those fierce English soccer fans. Instead, Josh booked a traveling circus company.

Alright, it seemed cool and we both agreed on it.

Rumor has it that the party was disastrous again. I'm here to confirm this. It was a complete mess! The lion tamer was too intoxicated to tame the ferocious lions, thus they roamed freely and hunted several of our elderly party guests. The handicapped juggler was unsuccessful when he tried to juggle several chainsaws, resulting in amputation his only arm. The medics refused to come inside and treat him because they all possessed coulrophobia. [Even I was slightly disturbed by the clowns, they weren't pretty...at all.] So the juggler died of blood loss and the elephants went on a rampage. Hundreds of our guests were crushed to death under their massive weight or luckily fled in terror.

Being for the benefit of Mr. Shing? Not so much. What in the world were you thinking?

damn now the rumor been turn into propergenda??