I can't believe people post this kind of shit about Hikki! Unacceptable!

Utada Crap

yeah.... I posted this link a while ago.

The article is not intended to be taken seriously because it is satire. It is making fun of wikipedia and how people assume that everything posted there is true. Most of the negative things he say are deliberately not appropriate enough to be taken as fact.

My advice. Laugh it off. The author knows the information he is writing is clearly false.

this is uncyclopedia

for laughter relief

get it to your head, idiot

First Time, DEEP THROAT, & SEMEN Drops cracked me up hella ap lmao

i saw that last year

i laughed pretty loudly

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Japan

i have never laughed that hard before

"The remain population is equally divided between lolita schoolgirls, J-Pop Singers, ronin samurai, pokemon, kitsune, elvis wannabes, and GUNDAM pilots. All Japanese people are capable of going Super Saiyan (Just lvl 1 and 2) and destroying everything in a 1 kan radius (68,000 km). Most of the kids at the age 14 - 22 look nearly the same; the only thing separating them is school uniforms and out-of-this-world haircuts (yes, we are talking 5 kilo's of goopy wax and various toilet cleaning products). All girls have tremendously nice figures and pride themselves in nothing more than giving you that gratuitous panty shot whenever and wherever you need it (or don't need it). All boys have the effect of chick magnets and usually have at least 4 girls fighting over him (although the boy often looks like a girl and acts like one as well)."

bwhahahahhahahhha! I love the whole milk and drugs theme throughout... ahh... i needed this laugh during the stress of finals! ...ummm, er, uh... I mean, THIS IS HORRIBLE!!

at first i really blew up a steam over that article, i just can't take the drug jokes. but in the end i just forget about it. it will just ruin my day.

that article made me laugh like crazy (not to mention pollute my eyes)
Stay Old haha.

but last year's article was worse, this is a new one.

http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2006/04/swiftys-2003-april-fool-prank.html

http://swiftywriting.blogspot.com/2006/04/swiftys-2004-april-fool-prank.html

these are two april fool's joke about hikki that i found pretty amusing, since one of them did come true in a way.