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Hilarious absence excuse notices
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A friend of mine's stumbled across these

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/11-5-2001-5793.asp

Sally won?t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

^A valid reason if there ever was one.
Posted on: 2010/4/23 23:31
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Absolutely beautiful. I think they intentionally saved the best for last:

"Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.

His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor."
Posted on: 2010/4/24 22:41
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Re: Hilarious absence excuse notices
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Quote:

Taiyou wrote:
Absolutely beautiful. I think they intentionally saved the best for last:

"Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday.

His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor."


That and the "Dear School" one was golden!
Posted on: 2010/4/25 6:33
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Re: Hilarious absence excuse notices
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“Please excuse Pedro for not being in school yesterday. He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits. ”

LOL..at least it was straight forward, that no one can argue.
Posted on: 2010/4/25 7:54
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