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3 residents of the Old Folks' Home were complaining about old age..
the first, a 70 year-old dude lamented: "Darn it to heck! I can't seem to move my bowels anymore! I wake up at 9am, and my stomach feels bloated. I go to the toilet, I sit there until 10am, NOTHING! It becomes so bad that I have to get an enema! And that's embarassing!"; the second, a 75 year-old countered: "I wish I had such problems. I can't seem to pee! I wake up at 8am, and go stand at the urinal for an hour! And just a trickle! I'm about to burst and it's just a trickle! The docs said I may need to go for an operation for my prostate, now THAT'S bad!" the third, an 80 year-old spoke up: "That's NOTHING! At 8am, I pee like a horse.. LITRES of the stuff. Just like a goddamned fountain. At 9am, I crap like a cow.. until there's nothing left.. I get worried sometimes." "HUH? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM THEN?" exclaimed the two younger geezers. the 80 year-old lamented: "The only problems is, I only wake up at 10am.." |
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Posted on: 2007/7/19 12:46
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