A pretty lady went to a pond one day..
There were two frogs at the pond...
The frogs were curious about the two holes...
So one went into the front private part of the lady and the other went into her backside...
At night, the lady went on bed with her husband...
In the morning, when she woke up, she had a stomachache and went to the toilet...
In the afternoon, the two frogs came out of the 2 holes and met up...
They shared their experiences...
The frog which went into the hole at the front said
"Oh my gosh! Yesterday night something punched me!
I punch him back... He not happy... He spitted at me!!!"
The other frog was like wow! And shared what happened to him too...
He told him "Oh my gosh! Just now in the morning, i nearly died due to the landslide!!!";