A world renowned hypnotist was invited by Prime Minister Lee Hsien Long to give a performance at the esplanade.

At the night of his performance, many guests arrives and the whole theatre was packed with audiences with Lee Hsien Long as the guest of honour.

When everyone was seated, the hypnotist appeared on the stage and invited Lee Hsien Long on stage to be his assistant.

The hypnotist took out his pendulum and said to the audiences, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please look at my pendulum."

The hypnotist began swinging the pendulum and said, "Please swing your hands in the air and quack like a duck."

sure enough, the whole audiences was hynotised and began swinging their hands in the air and quacking like a duck.

"Now everyone please stand up and walk like a chicken." said the hypnotist.

Sure enough, everyone did as told.

Lee Hsien Long was very impressed, he asked, "Amazing, what else can you do?"

The hypnotist replied, "Now I should tell the audiences to sit down first."

But suddenly, the pendulum slipped out of the hypnotist's hand and dropped onto the floor.

"S.h.i.t!" said the hypnotist.

It took 2 weeks to clean up the esplanade.

FYI, that's the prime minister of singapore and the esplanade is an arts theatre here.