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The wife says: You want.
The wife means: You want. The wife says: We need. The wife means: I want. The wife says: It's your decision. The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious! The wife says: Do what you want. The wife means: You'll pay for this later! The wife says: We need to talk. The wife means: I need to complain. The wife says: Sure... go ahead. The wife means: I don't want you to. The wife says: I'm not upset. The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron! The wife says: You're ... so manly. The wife means: You need a shave and a shower. The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights. The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient. The wife means: I want a new house. |
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Posted on: 2007/7/21 12:55
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