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here's another one UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit? Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir. Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Singapore . Visitor: Why do you say that? Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Singaporeans I see here say they're here to read law. Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact. Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Singaporean comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law. *Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Singapore comes to immigration counter* Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit? Ah Chong: Study lorr... (btw, lorr is a slang of singlish, created by singaporeans) check wiki |
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Posted on: 2007/7/22 9:51
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