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A bunch of guys are in the locker room at their golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings, and one of the guys engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.... MAN : Hello. WOMAN : Honey, its me. Are you at the club? MAN : Yes. WOMAN : I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1000. Its it okay if I buy it. MAN : Sure...go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN : I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. MAN : How much? WOMAN : $ 90,000 MAN : Okay, but for that price with I want it with all the options. WOMAN : Great! Oh.... and one more thing......the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're are asking $950,000. MAN : Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50,000. It's a pretty good price. WOMAN : Okay, I'll see you later.! I love you very so much !! MAN : Bye! I love you, too. He hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouth agape. The guy smiles and asks, " Anyone know whose phone this is? |
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Posted on: 2007/7/23 11:26
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