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A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint
> >Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful > >banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. > > > > > >They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! > >We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." > > > > > >When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a > >wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. > > > > > >"Which word?" the woman asked. > > > > > >"Love." > > > > > >The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into > >Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. > > > > > >While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. > >"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" > > > > > >"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. > >"I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were > >ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you > >and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all > >around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing > >today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?" > > > > > >"You have to spell a word," the woman told him. > > "Which word?" her husband asked. > > > > >"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi ", she replied > > > > > >Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry...There will be Hell to pay! |
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