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A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet! After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened. Joe said ?There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed. Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.? ?So then what did make you scream,? Bob asked, exasperated. ?Well,? Joe continued, ?two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ?Should we take them home or eat 'em now??? |
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Posted on: 2007/7/25 7:46
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