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My fianc? is not a sentimental guy, so I was pleasantly surprised when he asked a jeweler to engrave the inside of our wedding rings with our names and wedding date. "That's sweet," I gushed. "Sweet has nothing to do with it," he said. "I just don't want to forget our anniversary next year." ============================================================ A computer geek is crossing the road when he sees a frog, which opens its mouth and starts talking. "If you kiss me," the frog says, "I'll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a week and do anything you want." The guy smiles and puts the frog in his pocket. "Did you hear me?" asks the frog. "A beautiful princess? For a week?" "Look," says the nerd, "I haven't got time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog -- now, that's cool." ============================================================ As an airline reservation agent, I took a call from a man who wanted to book a flight for two but wasn't happy with the price of $59 per ticket. "I want the $49 fare I saw advertised," he insisted, saying he would accept a flight at any time. I managed to find two seats on a 6 a.m. flight. "I'll take it," he said, then worried his wife might not like the early hour. I warned there was a $25 fee per person if he changed the reservation. "Oh, that's no problem," he said dismissively. "What's fifty bucks?" ============================================================ While she was visiting home recently, my sister nudged me and pointed to a line of new plants my mother had placed by the kitchen window. "Look," she whispered, "death row." ============================================================ I was talking about how addictive games on the Internet can be. "I know. I've been playing them way too much," agreed my daughter. "Why do you say that?" I asked. "Just before I start dreaming at night, a blue strip appears with the words 'Loading. Please wait.' " ============================================================ The lieutenant wanted to use a pay phone but didn't have change for a dollar. He saw a private mopping the floors and asked him, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" "I sure have, buddy," the private answered. Giving him a mean stare, the lieutenant said, "That's no way to address an officer. Let's try it again. Private, do you have change for a dollar?" "No, sir," the private replied. |
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