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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about "@*@^^," and their "##*&$." The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother after school. "Mom, what's a pus5y?"
The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pu5sy." The son then asks "What's a btch?" The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a btch." The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pu5sy?" The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pus5y!" The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a btch?" The dad replies, "Everything outside the circle." |
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Posted on: 2007/8/7 3:47
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