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The CIA were training three people , two men and a woman.
The final day of there training came. The CIA called in the first man . He was told that inside that door he would find his wife sitting on a chair and that he was supposed to kill her with a gun /they gave him a gun. the man starts crieng and saying i wont do it i wont do it! So he was disqualified. The second man goes and they him the same thing . He almost succeded but admited that he couldnt do it. Next they call in the woman and give her a gun to kill her husband. The woman didnt hesitate.The CIA heard 13 bullets going on. Then they heard screaming inside. They waited for 5 more minutes and then the woman came out , bloody and all. She said: You didnt tell me the bullets were blanks! I had to kill the ******* with a chair!! |
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Posted on: 2007/8/14 9:39
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