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Joined: 2006/11/17
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ok, a dirty one
3 men are on a desert island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flop his penis out and says "if the length of your 3 penis put together is as big as mine, then i show u the way to get off this island" otherwise you will be killed and eaten. The native's love muscle was a staggering 20 inches. the 1st man got his out, and it was a 10 inches, 2nd then produce a 9 inch knob, realizing they need only 1 inch to go, the 1st 2 man is quietly confident. The 3rd got his penis out, and it was only 1 inch long. After some tense calculations, the native says "okay you've equalled the length of my penis". i have a boat which u can use to escape. While sailing away on the boat, the 1st man says to the other 2, you guys are lucky that i've a 10 inches. And the 2nd says you are lucky i've got a 9 inch penis. To which the 3rd man replies, "And you are lucky that i had an erection". |
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Posted on: 2007/8/29 11:33
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