A little boy accompanies his mother shopping and is waiting outside the ladies? dressing room for her to emerge, boredom causing him to fidget. When his mother comes out, she spies her son sliding his hand up a mannequin?s skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don?t you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he wasn?t bitten.
For the ensuing years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he is 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don?t you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "Hell, no," he cries, "you?ve got teeth there!" "Don?t be ridiculous," she responds, "there?s no teeth down there." "Yes, there are", he says, "my mother told me so." "No, there aren?t," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her panties and gives him a little peek. "No, I?m sorry," he says. "My mother already told me that ALL women have teeth down there." "Oh, for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "LOOK, I don?t have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look, then replies, "Well, with the state of those gums, I?m not surprised!"