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Did you hear about the busload of teachers?
The good news:the bus crashed The bad news:there were 3 empty seats A new teacher was trying to impress his pupils.He stood up in front of the class and said,'Would anyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up.'After a long silence and a lot of shuffling,a boy got to his feet.'Well,good morning,'said the teacher.'So you really think you are a fool?'The boy answered,'No sir,I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself' Freddy: Please Teacher,can I urgently go to the toilet? Teacher:Recite the alphabet first Freddy:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ Teacher:very good,but wheres the letter p? Freddy:Running down my leg. |
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Posted on: 2007/8/29 11:49
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