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One day, While Digging For Treasure, A Man Hit Jackpot, and found a lamp with a genie.
He Rubbed It And Poofed* She Appeared, Promising To Grant Him 5 wishes, but on the condition that his wife will get double what he gets. He thought hard, real hard... and came up with 5.. First: He Wished for 10 billion.. True enough, The Genie Granted Him 10billion and his wife got 20billion Second: He Wished For A Grand Villa With 10Ha of land. For that, his wife had 2 Third: He wished for him to be insured and everything goes to his wife if he died. His wife was insured twice the amount and everything goes to him. Forth: He wish that he is the head of 10 Multi National Companies. Expectedly his wife became head of 20. But His Wife Aint The best of wives and her character was the worse, why must she get double of what he gets. Guess what he wished... ... He Wished that he would be beaten half dead, while his wife would be dead |
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Posted on: 2007/9/9 21:55
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