OMG roflol there are almost too good .
BUT then you dont know the dutch jokes.
ahem here goes


blackmale micheal jackson is not funny

what is a turkey(people) in an ferrary?
seincefiction

what do you get if you have 2 black people in a sleeping bag?
twix

what do you get if an suriname has bone cancer?
bros(if you know the candy )

jantje(a populair kid in holland jokes) asks his dad what the difference is between a faqt and an principle
he answers ask your mom if she wants to make lover to the neighbourman for 500.000 euro.
ok says jantje
he come back and says:she want to do it for 500.000 euro.
ok say dad now ask the same to your sister.
jantje asks and comes back
she wants it too!
ok says dad in principle we are rich but the faqt is that we have 2 hookers at home.

jantje is 18 years and he and his dad go to the hookers
dad knok the window and the hooker respond by opening the window.
dad:can you teach my son a thing or two?
hooker:sure but it will cost you extra
dad:no worrrys about that
inside the building jantje stood before the hooker and asks
jantje:what is that?
hooker:that is y left boob.
can i smell it?
hooker:sure
jantje:what is that?
hooker:that is my right boob
jantje:can i smell it?
hooker:sure
jantje:What is that?
hooker:ahem that is my pussy
jantje then asks can i smell it?
hooker;sure
jantje smells and ask: is it dead for a long time?

for more dutch jokes
to be continu