ok a few more from moi

whem you are born you have 2 chance
yuo will be a boy or a girl
if you are an girl nothings wrong
if you become a boy you have 2 chances
or you go in the land force or in the air force
if you are in the land force nothings wrong
if you are in the airforce you hav e2 chances
either you fly or you crash
if you fly thee is nothing wrong
if you crash you have 2 chances
either you live or you die
if you are alive nothings wrong
if yuo are dead there are 2 chances
you'l get cremated or yuo will be buried in a coffin
if you are buried there is nothing wrong
if you are cremated there are two chances
youl be or the newspaper or the toilet paper
if you are news paper there is nothing wrong
if you become the toilet paper you have 2 chances
or you wil be used in the boystoilet or you wil be used in the girlstoilet
if you are being used in the boystoilet there is nothings wrong
if you are used in the girls room you have 2 chances
or you will be whiped from the front or you are whiped from the back
if you are whiped from the back there is nothing wrong
if you are whiped from the front yuo have 1 chance....grab that chance
personaly one of my favourites