you're so ugly that Paris Hilton mistaken you for her chihuahua

You're so ugly that when I bring you back to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing him back

You're so ugly that when Beyonce sees you, she says "To The Left, To The Left"

You're so ugly that when you go to a freak show, they gave you a permanent job

You're so ugly that all the bulimic girls paste your photo on their kitchen sink so they can puke on seeing you

You're so ugly that when you threw a boomerang, it didn't come back

You're so ugly that when you try to touch yourself, your hand pretend to fall asleep

You're so ugly that the scientist decided to categorized you as a new breed of dog

You're so ugly that both your parents named you "S H I T HAPPENS"