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Two Scotsmen had been pals since childhood and had shared everything over the years. One day, Angus won a rare bottle of Scotch in a door prize.
Immediately, Jock says "Open it up and we'll have a dram." "Naw, ah'm goin' tae save it for a special occasion." Birthdays came and went, his anniversaries came and went, but Jock could never get Angus to open the bottle. Finally Angus had a heart attack, and was laying on his deathbed. He motioned for his old friend to come closer. "Jock, remember that rare bottle of Scotch I won?" "Aye, ah certainly do, Angus!" "Weell, ah like ye tae do me a favor Jock, my dear friend." "Aye, anything ye ask Angus." "When ah'm dead, wid ye take that bottle an' open it up--" "Aye, Angus, then what?" "Wid ye pour it over ma grave?" "Pour it over yer grave? My god Angus. It's 40 year old Scotch! But I'll do it for ye." "Oh, ye're a real pal Jock, and ah'll appreciate that." Jock says, "There's just one thing Angus, wid ye mind if ah filter it through my kidneys first?" |
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Posted on: 2007/12/2 23:12
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