wtf

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

God shook His head and said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

As she regained consciousness and recovered, she decided to extend her stay in hospital to have a face-lift, liposuction, $^#^&# implants, change hair colour and whiten her teeth! Since she had so much time left to live, she figured that she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, the woman left the hospital. But while she was crossing the road, she was run over by an ambulance. Arriving to face God, the woman demanded, "I thought you had said that I had another 43 years plus more to live? If so, wht didn't you pull me away from the path of the on-coming ambulaance?"








God replied,"I didn't recognise you."