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Fiona and Mark are a married couple shopping in a Tesco's. Mark spots a special offer on Stella Artois beer: 24 cans for ?10!
As he reaches for the beer, Fiona stops him, "What do you think you're doing?" "They're on offer, it's just 10 quid for 24 cans." "Put them back, we can't afford it," says Fiona, and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later, Fiona adds a ?20 jar of face cream to the shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" questions Mark. "It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful," she claims. Her husband replies... "SO DO 24 CANS OF STELLA AND THEY'RE HALF THE (censored)ING PRICE!" |
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Posted on: 2008/2/25 11:23
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