Roscoe wrote:
I was trying to ditch this girl. She obviously hated me, but was really emotional and clingy. I hate that. She told me she hated the way my muscles looked (don't worry about my self esteem, I look awesome) so, whenever she wanted to hang out, I'd tell her "I can't, I'm going to the gym." Then I went to the gym, even if it was my off day, just so she couldn't visit me. I probably could have had sex with her every time, I just hated her so much it wasn't worth the five minutes of "conversation". I'd also collect used key cards from hotels and leave them in the front of my wallet and in my pants so she'd think I was cheating on her.

Anyway, she never found out that either was a facade to avoid seeing her, and probably thinks I'm gay or obsessed with working out or something.