Lolz SwallowTail Are you in!?

... I thought for a moment you had been tipped off..... reports coming out of Jakarta, now confirmed on CCTV, show a guy disguised with comedy false beard in sheer panic fleeing the City after throwing everything on the back of his Honda...

Short prayers and condolences for Wally the ?Westie? sadly squished underneath the sudden rearward manoeuvre will be gratefully accepted on a postcard... devoted owner Mavis choked ?he was a true family friend and will be sadly missed?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cf56QTfBfk

Catch the Champions League fixtures?

Well Arsene Wenger certainly believes his beloved Arsenal side will produce ?something special" this season after the 4-1 Champions League demolition of AZ Alkmaar.

Ok the Gunner turned on the style at the Emirates that all but seals their qualification from the group stages.
A buoyant Wenger said: "Let's keep this attitude and spirit and we can deliver something special, I've said that for a long time and we want to show that. I just want to go from strength to strength."

...... sadly it won?t save you Kayoko, I have done the maths, it odds on that Chelsea will win the Premiership with both Arsenal and Man U equal runners up, unable to be separated on goal difference, which sets the scene for a tantalising Kayoko/SwallowTail combo duet mash up, I will insist on you both as full Hikki ?lookilikies?, so some early research on Hikki?s make up, favourite fashion and hair styles would be advised.

Both Man U and Chelsea are through to the knock out stage...
Quotes of the season:
Frank Lampard after Chelsea's thumping of Bolton. .... "With and without the ball at the moment we're very on the ball." ....

My secret is adapting to the country I am in. Here I eat roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. There are people who visit different countries and don't adapt. It is a must." Arsene Wenger is fitting in nicely with our culture of ?Les Rosbifs? lol.

If Chelsea finishes below both Man U and Arsenal, yes I will have to bite the bullet... a word of warning, quote from my Grand Mother ?Singing is such an excellent thing, it is such a shame Philipa abuses the privilege?.