window licker?? that the best you got? two chelsea jokes were for inter milan and other joke was a tottenham knee slapper..i read off the site ok? cant fool me..you didnt say the 'good jokes' from there..here let me mention a few so we're square yes?

Q: why did Chelsea go into the stock exchange?
A: to prove that crap can float!

so i heard chelsea had arguably the best pitch in the premiership..well, not entirely surprised considering all the s**t thats been there..

(modified but funny just the same..)
Q: How can you tell ET is a Chelsea fan?
A: Because he looks like one..

credit and thanks to ? humorsphere..all jokes belong to humorsphere, no intent on stealing..

laughing yet..happy new year pips..and val

you mentioned united being strong during the second half of the season due to a stable back line..thats true and expierence sir alex mentioned does take its toll, but there's a problem..every team that doesnt concede goals has a chance on winning, but if you cant score..makes no difference..united can go unbeaten the remaining 18 matches but amass only 18 points..if all teams can adopt the famous '9-in-the-box' under siege defence tactics..united are in for a helluva long second half of the season..

chelsea are in deep too sister..aguero says he's happy in madrid..lowering chelsea's chance in signing him..with luca toni keen on leaving for roma..i think bayern is going to need their offense as potent as possible..letting ribery go could sabotage their chances for champions league..(uefa cup seeing the talent they have is not an option)i think ancelotti is using the possiblity of acquiring them as a scapegoat to say chelsea will manage in janaury, because honestly pips, they are f**ked!! lol..

gunners are fine to say the least..not likely to sign marouane chamakh from bordeaux, but arsene wenger is shopping AND he did in fact talk about huntelaar in his most recent interview with arsenal tv online..we will sign someone to replace rvp.