Arsenal obliterate FC Porto 5-0. Portuguese giants show us up in Portugal so Gunners provide a good greeting and a big boot out back home. Arsenal knew what was at stake but Porto played content on keeping the 2-1 aggregate advantage only to have it blow up in front him. 5-nil..nuff said. Leave out all the rest.

Next up I really hope is an English team. Either club is fine. We were destroyed by both United and Chelsea domestically, but this time it's Champions League and the ultimate proving ground for clubs. We have nothing to lose against these two clubs and everything to gain. Last 8 remaining and no expected us to this far into the tournament and this close to the top of the premier league table. So we can only have better results after getting dismantled in past meetings. Losing by whatever margin makes no difference now and isn't embarrassing because we were accustomed to doing it this campaign already.