Be careful now Philipa (read the article on Glasgow Kiss) for Scottish people, you don't that happening to you.

Anyways what seemed to be worryful to dear Philipa proved not. Ancelotti motivated his squad with “no remorse” intentions as they raped, pillaged, flat out stomped Wigan Athletic 8-0, literally doubling up United's 4-0 win over Stoke City. Everything seemed to go well as Chelsea won the league crown(I smell a celebration coming and Philipa is going to drink massively until blind lol.) Didier Drogba also even wrapped up the Golden Boot award, taking it from Wayne Rooney with a hat trick day. Another thing taken from United was their single season goals scored record; Saloman Kalou broke the record with Chelsea's 98th goal with only 52 minutes surpassed. They finished demolishing the Red Devils' previous record with 103 goals scored, a count not looking to be broken for a long time. Ancelotti has another chance to get even more glory to an already fantastic first campaign: a cup title next week against Tottenham.

So it wraps up the season. Liverpool drawn goalless to fighting, but relegated Hull City along with Burnley and Portsmouth.