Ah ha ... Mr K..... Arsene Wenger and Sam Allardyce, how they make a lovely couple......

Arsenal 2:1 Blackburn Rovers

Sam Allardyce born 1954, Dudley a town in the black country that dates back to the 11th century, mentioned in the doomsday book, Sam was brought up on the tough Old Park Farm estate, where the rats wear overalls, and the ?yoofs? are commonly referred to as Slappers, Neds, Chavers, Bazzas....Sam is not known for his sense of humour, ...Dudley has air quality consisting of a sulphur mixture of burn out cars and tear gas,children wheeled to school in supermarket trolleys, and the local MacDonalds kiddies sand pit/play area known as somewhere to take your pitbull/human cross for a poo...


On the other hand we have Ars?ne Wenger, OBE (Order of The British Empire) born in 1949 in Strasburg France , a city known for its beauty and wealth ,a commercial centre since coming under the control of the Roman Empire in 923, Strasburg kept it rich renaissance period features since 1330....

Little surprise then that Arsene and Sam do not see eye to eye ...

So the fixture on Saturday was somewhat a grudge match, with big fat Sam drawing first blood ... quote: "Arsenal have more sending?s off and booking?s than anyone else?......

Only for Arsene to retort ?they (Blackburn) known more for Rugby than football? ........reference to Blackburn back row.... Samba 194cm, Kalinc 192cm, Nzonzi 193cm, Nelsen 193cm ...even Shriek?s cherub would have been pucking the bums rush facing that wall of flesh .....

Ahh and yes Chelsea v Arsenal ......Just the 2 fixtures ... and with Chelsea fielding their geriatric/pensioners, Arsenal should count themselves lucky .....So no excuses Mr K .....