Sad but True .....Kayoko.....this is sad but true ......
Recently old age Chelsea FC pensioners John Terry and Frank Lampard were seen placing an order in MacDonald?s for just one Big Mac, Fries and a Drink.
Terry un-wrapped the Big Mac and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of Lamps. Terry then carefully counted out the fries, dividing them into two neat piles placing one pile in front Lamps. Terry then took a sip of the beverage, handing the drink to Lamps, who took a sip and then set the cup down between them, as Terry began to take a few bites of Big Mac, people seated around them were looking over and whispering.... 'Poor old Chelsea and England farts all they can handle is one meal for the two of them?.
As Terry began to eat his fries a young Arsenal fan came over to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the ageing couple. Both said that they were just fine, insisting at Chelsea FC they were used to sharing everything.
People on adjacent tables noticed that poor old Lamps had not touched a bite. Lamps just sat there watching Terry chomp away only occasionally sipping the drink.
Finally, Terry finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the Arsenal fan trounced over again as Lamps had yet to eat a single bite, and asked 'What are you waiting for ?......Lamps lifted his head and tearfully answered .... 'THE TEETH for god?s sake.'........


Chelsea have been relying on the same ageing players for the last number of seasons, Drogba, is turning 33, Lampard, 32, Anelka, 31, with Malouda, Cole, and Terry hitting 30 this season.......

You may be asking about the so called new crop of young player?!!!!!! .......

Chelsea sold Sinclair (21), Stoch (20,) Rajkovic (21),Di Santo (21) Loan to Wigan, and Matic (22) .....


Arsenal have the advantage ....one only have to look at the numbers of electric mobility vehicles parked in the Chelsea players reserved spaces at Stamford Bridge ......

I did not know until yesterday that Arsene Wenger has a degree in Electrical Engineering along with a Masters in Economics from Strasbourg University, he is also fluent in French, German, English, and can hold his own on holiday in Italian, Spanish and Japanese....