Sadly Kayoko ...baby Kai has taken the news very badly....



All joking apart when premier League footballers behave like tarts & slappers, kids ask ?why?s they?ve doing/done that?, Wayne Rooney?s behaviour on the pitch is as suspect as his judgement off the pitch, kids look up to Rooney and aspire to be like him, so it stands to reason Rooney, banking image rights close to ?6m yearly, and a family man to boot, would /should take these responsibilities seriously....Come to think about it, Rooney could done worse, he could asked John Terry to offer Coleen a shoulder to cry on....

When Rooney was biting chunks out the headboard, bashing uglies in-between Jenny gnawing his "bone" in the plush ?300 a night Lowry Hotel, (interesting Rooney booked jiggling Jenny through an agency that promised ?ultimate discretion? after Juicy Jenny was recommended by a ?friend?), you would think that Rooney would figure out he could be being set up...not on your chinny chin chin did he!!!!

Ok back to footy yes I got the Rooney - Defoe partnership seriously bent out of shape, it seems Capello?s patience has paid off, and proves conclusively I will never make a football manager, well girlies have no chance anyway .... lol.....

The Swiss match tonight can't wait ...assuming Rooney has climbed off ..........