After Chelsea?s Carling Cup 3rd round 3 - 4 defeat against Newcastle a result that had SwallowTail dusting off his air blown inflatable Ostrich, heading out dancing the night away in downtown Jakarta whilst next door neighbours alerted the emergency services ???Utadanet Photo Shocker Exclusive ......



At one stage Chelsea reduced to ten men for some thirty minutes after Kalou and Benayoun hobbled off, leaving what appeared to be a collection of headless chickens clucking away, Ancelotti waving a virtual Red card at Taylor after the Geordie defender had only been yellowed for an professional foul on Kakuta, Ancelotti for reasons only be known to himself switched nine of the side that delivered a 4-0 thrashing against Blackpool last Sunday!!!!????.....


Leaving Chelsea away today at Man City, kick off 12:45 with a major injury headache, headlines this morning have Mancini sniggering away saying he expects Chelsea to literally walk away with the premiership title, "Chelsea are the best team in the Premier League at the moment," Mancini choked. "They are probably going to win the Premier League title easily. they are a strong team, who have been playing together for many years." ??..With Chelsea pensioners Drogba, Anelka and Lampard (injured), all in their 30s, Ancelotti does not sound in anyway convincing when he reports this morning to being elated "I'm happy in that I don't have difficulties. last season was fantastic and we have maintained the same squad, so it's easier to work with these players. If you always change nine or 10 players, it's more difficult."?..that exactly what he did against Newcastle ?.is the man a neurotic nutter or what ?

Kayoko will be knocking back the Saba Colada?s.. ..2 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum, 2 parts Thai coconut milk,3 parts Pineapple Juice, 3 parts Simple Syrup , and a splash of Blue Curacao, as Arsenal announce record pre-tax profits of ?56m. ??

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